Run! This Diet Streamer Thinks Everything Has Zero Calories

"How many calories are in a fried dough twist? It doesn't say? Then it's zero calories!"

"Chicken cutlets are zero calories to begin with, and they added L-carnitine? Are they trying to make me waste away?"

"The calories listed on instant noodle packages are for the packaging. The noodles themselves are zero calories!"

After transmigrating to a world where demons and monsters had returned, Zhou Chen became a livestreaming weight-loss influencer and awakened the Divine Rationalization System.

As long as he could come up with a convincing explanation, it would make that explanation come true.

"The streamer has lost it! He signed up for a gym membership and left right away, claiming he'd already worked out!"

"Under pressure from his viewers, he did one set of bench presses, recorded it, and played the video on loop, saying that was enough to build pecs!"

"Wait... the streamer's hair is getting thinner, and his muscles are getting bigger!"

One day, Zhou Chen had gone completely bald. When he faced a monster head-on, his clothes burst open, revealing muscles covering his entire body!

With a single slap, he gave the Earth a center part! The battle that followed...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.