Chuunibyou? Disaster Notes: Everything I Say Is True

Everyone has fond memories of middle and high school.

But why is it that my school years...

left behind a notebook like this!!!

"What era is this chuuni notebook from? My toes took one look and started digging me out a three-bedroom apartment."

"Black skin and white hair? The author's got pretty unusual tastes."

"Who keeps a diary?"

The notebook was posted online, drawing ridicule from countless netizens.

But one day, a streamer looking for trouble kicked a spatial seal twice, and a two-headed zombie dog broke free.

The whole internet was stunned. "What the heck! The diary was telling the truth!"

"The author is the Blood Calamity, who once slaughtered nearly 90% of the gods in the world and sealed all kinds of demons across the globe, hiding them in the darkness to fight invaders from other dimensions."

"Super Beast Force, Cosmic Gods, Sacred Cloth, the Knight System, legendary cooking utensils: they all really exist, born from people's imaginations."

The Calamity Youth: I was really just saying things off the top of my head...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.