I Never Wanted to Be the Pope

Allen the European Emperor, the Lucky One!

As a transmigrator, and one who fits the standard transmigrator template of being an orphan from birth, Allen struggles his way to the age of five before a kindly-faced but thoroughly scheming old sheep picks him up. The old sheep talks about upholding justice and peace and protecting the Earth.

Allen only wants to laze around and do nothing. He absolutely does not want to become a Saint Seiya who protects love and peace!

On his first day, Allen grabs two brothers by the heads and gives them a thorough pounding, becoming their boss.

One day, Allen digs a filthy coffin out of a grave.

One day, Allen picks up a withered rose.

One day, Allen rescues a half-dead corpse in the pouring rain?!

One day, Allen digs a broken arrow out from beside a wall.

One day, Allen pulls out a rusty sword.

When the old sheep finally names the next Pope, Allen sees thirteen votes in favor and falls silent, convinced he's been played from start to finish.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.