I! Court Practice! Shocked the Whole Network

The trial of the giant panda barbecue case that shocked the whole country has begun, and it will be broadcast live on the entire Internet! Prosecution lawyer Zhao Ran introduces himself! Zhao Ran: "Your honor, Zhao Ran, the host of the Three Emperors Temple, this is the ultimatum from this Taoist priest!" Audience: Did you go to the wrong set? ? Zhao Ran: Sorry, I just got the wrong ID... This is my lawyer's lawyer ID. Judge: Please invite prosecution lawyer Zhao Ran to make a final statement. Zhao Ran started doing it in court! "What the poor man says will follow the law! The Gods of Thunder will obey their orders! The court is a solemn and sacred place, and anyone who tells lies will be struck by lightning!" As soon as he finished speaking, more than a dozen people in the court were struck by lightning! The audience was confused! The judge is confused! Everyone is confused! Lawyer and Taoist priest Zhao Ran became famous in one battle! ... In the next case, the opponent's lawyer and witnesses are all equipped with high-tech lightning protection jackets! Audience: Lawyer Zhao, Director Zhao, what should we do? Zhao Ran: It's a bit difficult, but it's not a big problem! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.