I, Darwin's Escaped Streamer!

The protagonist is an outdoor streamer who mostly explains how thieves operate.

During a livestream, a real thief mistakes him for a fellow crook.

The thief is caught in the act and, while fleeing, drags the protagonist along with him.

The thief says, "Bro, don't be scared. I know a secret hideout."

And then...

The thief actually drags the protagonist into a police station.

The live chat erupts with laughter!

The thief says, "Don't worry, I always carry an ink pad."

The live chat erupts with laughter all over again!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.