Great Qin's Iron-Backed Sage, Spreading the Dao with Three Thousand Disciples

After transmigrating to the Great Qin Empire's Little Sage Village, Kong Chen compiles a dictionary right from the start and is appointed Crown Prince's Tutor. He insists he really doesn't know the Analects, and that Ying Zheng forced him into it!

Fusu: "Teacher, does 'Those who lack the strength will give up halfway' mean I should understand my limits and keep working hard?"

Kong Chen: "Foolish! It means anyone weaker than me gets beaten to a pulp!"

Fusu: "Teacher, aren't Confucians supposed to win people over with virtue?"

Kong Chen: "Cultivating yourself to nurture virtue means training your muscles like I do, so people will respect you."

Kong Chen: "I'll teach you broadcast calisthenics: Rainbow Sunshine. Practice hard."

Reach the age of thirty, and you can stay standing after fighting thirty people.

Reach the age of forty, and you won't hesitate even when facing forty people. You'll still strike with full force.

Years later, when the Xiongnu invade, three thousand muscular Confucian scholars warm up by doing broadcast calisthenics.

They shout: "Since you've come, make yourselves at home!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.