Journey to the West: The Divine Monk with a Monster's Back, Teaching Demons the Rules

P.S. My name is Chen Xiaoxuan, and I'm an exorcist!

This holy monk is a little wild!

From the start, I've got a cauldron and a demon-subduing staff. I subdue demons when I meet them and capture ghosts when I encounter them. You say I can't fight? Just look at these muscles.

What do you do when a monster won't behave? Stew it, boil it, or barbecue it. It tastes even better that way. I'm a top-notch traveling gourmet!

Xiao Longnu: Master, please stop. Brother Monkey's already depressed.

Zhu Ganglie: I'm a pig, and she's a spider. We were made for each other! But Master doesn't know how to treat a lady.

The Monkey: You bald thief! Leave all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens to me. My staff is already itching for a fight!

Kong Xuan: This monk drinks wine and eats meat. He obviously isn't a good person.

The Buddha: He keeps preaching mercy, yet he's always knocking people out from behind. He's beyond teaching.

Dragon-Subduing and Tiger-Taming: Buddha, run! Mount Sumeru can't hold out!

The Jade Emperor: Can someone save me?

Yang Jian: My uncle may be dear to me, but brotherhood runs deeper. For Xiao Xuan's sake, I can turn against the Heavenly Court...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.