Treading Across the Heavens with the Analects

If you hear the Way in the morning, you can die content in the evening!

Find the way to your house in the morning, and you'll be dead by nightfall!

When in Rome, do as the Romans do!

Since you dared to come here, you can rest here in peace!

This book is also known as: Bama Kongciro; Persuading People with Virtue; The Analects Are Really Just the Rules of the Underworld; All Men Within the Four Seas Are Brothers, Which Actually Means Multiple Shadow Clones; Virtue Is Never Alone, It Always Has Neighbors, Which Actually Means Kotoamatsukami; Think Twice Before Acting: The Card Game Simulator.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.