Burning Incense in the Dormitory: I Am Really Not a Fortune Teller

Once when I was at work, I was scolded by my boss. As the last Qi Practitioner, how can a Qi Practitioner who can control all kinds of luck swallow this breath? I bought a pack of incense sticks and used the incense sticks as a medium to apply all the moldy smell that I had finally collected to the leaders. That day the leader had a heart attack and burped. However, Zhou Yi's act of burning incense happened to be seen by his roommate. From then on, Zhou Yi's consent was required for roommates to turn on and off the lights. Soon the roommate asked Zhou Yi to tell his fortune. Zhou Yi looked at the other party with a headache: "I am not a fortune teller at all, I can only control all kinds of luck!" If you want to get a promotion and a salary increase, I can lend you some nobility. If you want to prevent yourself from being so unlucky, I can remove the bad luck from you. If you want to look beautiful, I can add some charm to you. But I really can't tell fortunes! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.