Journey to the West: Holy Monk, Please Stop! Brother Monkey's Depressed Now

My name is Chen Xiaoxuan, and I'm an exorcist!

This monk is a bit of a maniac!

From the start, all I had was a cauldron and a demon-subduing staff. I smite demons when I meet them and capture ghosts when they appear. You say I can't fight? Take a look at these muscles.

What do I do when monsters won't behave? Stew them, boil them, or barbecue them. They taste even better that way. I'm a first-rate food-loving traveler!

Xiao Longnu: Master, please stop. Brother Monkey is depressed already.

Zhu Ganglie: I'm a pig, she's a spider, we're a match made in heaven! But Master doesn't know how to treat a lady with tenderness.

Monkey: You bald thief, leave all the gods in heaven to me. My staff is thirsty for a fight!

Kong Xuan: This monk drinks wine and eats meat. He's obviously a bad person.

Buddha: He keeps saying,