I, the Confucian Dao Revolutionary, Begin by Interpreting the Analects

He transmigrates as Fusu, the First Prince of Great Qin. Just then, Kong Fu, the Sage of the Second Generation and the eighth-generation descendant of Confucius, leads thirty thousand scholars westward to Xianyang to ** demons and monsters.

Fusu awakens the Confucian Dao Subversive System and begins overturning Confucianism by twisting the classics!

"The Master said by the river, 'It passes on like this, never ceasing day or night.' What does this mean?"

"It means a true powerhouse doesn't need to do much. All he has to do is stand by the river, and the corpses of his enemies will float past, day and night without end. It symbolizes the Sage's invincible heart and absolute self-confidence."

"What does 'At thirty, I took my stand' mean?"

"It means the Sage only stands up to face his opponents when there are more than thirty of them, symbolizing the Sage's absolute confidence!"

"..."

Watching Fusu twist the Confucian classics while somehow causing a deluge of righteous energy to descend,

thirty thousand scholars all spit blood.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.