I Start with an Ice-Sealed Coffin and Help the Emperor Fulfill His Wish

Chen Mo is the System’s Supreme God. After getting drunk, he accidentally sent out tens of thousands of Systems, leaving him sealed in an ice coffin. To survive the Imperial Trial and become a god again, he must help ten emperors fulfill their wishes.

But with ten emperors in the mix, the whole thing turns into a showdown between legendary champions.

When the First Emperor meets Wu Zetian, one says, “You’re my idol,” while the other replies, “You don’t look like an emperor to me.”

When Liu Bang meets Zhu Yuanzhang, each takes the stage in turn. There’s no ranking for scheming: it’s all about who can outdo the other.

When Kangxi and Genghis Khan sit down for a heart-to-heart, they discover just how hard it is to build an empire from scratch.

This book is a real treat. The author’s got a pretty elaborate plan: emperors through the ages, conversations spanning past and present, the splendor of prosperous eras, and a playful take on history, all for a good laugh. So no arguing, please, whether you’re openly picking fights or stirring things up behind the scenes. Don’t argue. If you do, you’re right.

Written in a half-rhyming style. Read without worry, and I guarantee you’ll be secretly thrilled to the point of inner injury!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.