Take That, Evil Confucian!

They say to respect teachers and honor the Way. In this situation, that means respecting the teacher, but don't block the road, because respecting teachers matters less than me getting down the road!

Confucius said: “When friends come from afar, is it not a joy?”

Interpretation: When your aunts and uncles come from far away and you aren't happy to see them or feel like entertaining them, grab a weapon and hit them. Hit them until they die, and if they don't, keep hitting!

Confucius said: “To know what you know, and know what you don't know, that is true knowledge.”

Interpretation: I don't care whether you know anything. I want to beat you simply because I feel like it!

Confucius said: “I have instructed you. Do you understand?”

Interpretation: Have you understood my teaching?

Everyone: “Demon Confucian, take this!”

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.