The Invincible Scumbag of the City

Hey, girl, you're crying? I'm the one who should be crying! You ran into me with that belly of yours, and you think you're in the right?

What are you doing? Doing it! Ah, what are you going to do? Do you?

A gentleman uses words, not fists. So I won't use my hands. I'll use my mouth! Mwah!

P.S. This book is packed with ridiculous comedy and exists only to make you laugh. Please don't take the plot or characters too seriously. Every storyline is full of outrageous twists and surprises, and those surprises are the jokes. Let's see how high your laugh threshold is!

Please don't read this while drinking, eating, or sitting on the toilet. Otherwise... bring tissues... to wipe your mouth!

The completed novels The Tycoon Dad Is a Farmer, Special Forces Soldier, and Charging Ahead are all nearly two million words long. If you're out of things to read, check them out!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.