Three Years After Our Breakup, You Tell Everyone I’m Dead

Three years after their breakup, Ye Bufan happens upon a chance to cultivate in the Canglan Realm. When he returns, he discovers that his ex-girlfriend has been telling everyone he's dead, and the way he died changes every time!

Everyone: "Ye Bufan? Weren't you already dead?"

Ye Bufan: "Uh, may I ask how I died?"

"You jumped off a building!"

"You got hit by a car!"

"You took sleeping pills!"

"A cat bit you to death!"

"You choked while eating!"

"You went swimming in the river and got eaten by piranhas!"

"You were shot by terrorists!"

"..."

As the supposed causes of his death get more and more ridiculous, Ye Bufan glances at the innocent-looking girl beside him and silently pulls the belt from his waist...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.