Three Years After Our Breakup, You Keep Telling Everyone I'm Dead

Three years after their breakup, Ye Bufan happened to go to the Canglan Realm to cultivate. But when he returned, he discovered that his ex-girlfriend had been telling everyone he was dead, and every time she told the story, he had died a different way!

Everyone: "Ye Bufan? Weren't you dead?"

Ye Bufan: "Uh, may I ask how I died?"

"You jumped off a building!"

"You got hit by a car!"

"You took sleeping pills!"

"A cat bit you to death!"

"You choked to death while eating!"

"You went swimming in a river and got eaten by piranhas!"

"You were shot by terrorists!"

"..."

Listening to the increasingly ridiculous ways he'd supposedly died, Ye Bufan glanced at the innocent-looking girl beside him and silently pulled the belt from his waist...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.