System: Sir, Please Don't Bind Me.

"Ding... The system has been successfully unbound. Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement of 'The Ugliest Emperor in History'. See you next time." "Never again!" Chang Fan cursed. "Untied, free! Wow haha..." After 81 lives and 7 years of studying hard in the cave, Chang Fan finally got rid of this cheating system. But the system bosses seem to be particularly fond of Chang Fan. Every time he does something, he will be bound to a system. "Ding... Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the 'Speak Out System'." "Ding... Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the 'Gold Picking System'." "Ding... Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the 'Eating Fish Card Fish Bone System'." … Chang Fan knelt on his knees and said, "Master, please don't bind me anymore!" "Ding... Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the 'Kneel down and beg for mercy system'." "This system requires: The host must kneel down and beg for mercy 10,000 times within a month before the binding can be released." Chang Fan: ... Speechless "Ding... Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the 'Silence is Golden System'." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.