I have no past and no future, yet here I am a Saint.
When people ask what a Saint is, I tell them: power, the Heavenly Dao.
I follow my heart, not Heaven. I believe in myself, not fate.
You ask me what the most thrilling thing I've done is? I'd say stealing the Dragon Clan's Crown Prince's bride.
He asks me what the most fun thing I've done is? All I can say is, tricking old Hongjun a few more times.
What story would you like to hear? I was the very first Saint, you know.
Heavenly Dao: You're the first Saint! Hurry up and trigger a calamity! Stop taking your wife sightseeing!
Demon Ancestor: Fellow Daoist, how about we trick Hongjun one more time? We'll split the spoils nine to one. You get nine, I get one.
Hongjun: Don't come any closer! If you do, I'll attain Saintly enlightenment and stop playing with you!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
