Showbiz Star: I Scored a Midair Kick That Burst the Ball

I'm just an entertainer, but the System won't let me sit around. This star never sticks to his job: instead of singing properly, he goes off to play soccer. Kung Fu Soccer takes the world by storm, and now everyone knows our country knows kung fu. The World Cup is over? Let's borrow a venue and put on a world-class concert. Since we're already out, why not pick up an Oscar for Best Actor while we're at it? Oh, there's an electronic music festival? Come on, everyone, let's chase the ducks together!

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