The System Won't Let Me Be a Couch Potato

I only wanted to keep a low profile, but the System wouldn't let me. Going viral with my livestream isn't enough? Have I won the highest honor in gaming yet? Since I've released songs, why not make a couple of movies and win Best Actor too? Heard football is terrible in this country? No problem. Watch my kung fu football sweep the field. Not tall enough for basketball? Watch me dunk on you. What other events are there? Track and field? Skiing? Racing? None of that is a problem!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.