Global Catastrophe: I Raised My Father to Be a Corpse King in My Mother's Womb

"Ding, the detection host is in dire straits. Could you please bind me to travel..." "Stop talking nonsense, send me a gift package for newbies. If you ask again, I will explode on the spot." Damn it, this host is a bit picky. Lin Chu's sudden scolding almost caused the system to shut down, and it took a while to recover. ... "By the way, I started to hear you asking me if I would bind the travel system?" "Why do you click to open an exchange mall?" "This... That... Master, you must have heard wrong. You were still standing upside down at the time. You may have misheard due to cerebral congestion." The sky is moving, the earth is moving, God is about to show up, and the system is kneeling in the corner of the space and kowtows, praying for God's mercy. ... "How about some melon seeds from the system?" Lin Chu teased the system in her mother's belly. "... Brother, can you be normal?" ... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.