Dear Time Travel

My name is Xiao Yu, because my father's surname is Xiao and my mother's surname is Yu. My classmates call me Xiaoyuer. Decades have passed, and the small fish did not grow into a big fish, but turned into a salted fish! It turns out that time is like salt. Day by day, I, a lively little fish, have been pickled alive into a stinky salted fish that cannot stand up! I'm short, ugly, and uneducated, but that doesn't stop me from living a goddess in my heart who is pretty, well-organized, and has a high IQ. They say that she and I are like two parallel banks, always separated by a Qingjiang River. The distance between her and me is as long as the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties... But I don't believe in fate, but as long as I have a pair of chopsticks, a salted fish can turn over! As long as a bridge is built, parallel lines will intersect! I believe that as long as you work hard, your dreams will come true! I really need to meet an expert! He said he would help me realize my dream and be my chopsticks and my bridge. I said that my dream is to go back to the day when I made a mistake twenty-five years ago, to recover my goddess, and to start everything over again. The master opened the mysterious box, the sun and the moon went against the current, the world turned upside down, and something magical happened... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.