This Commentator Gets It: He Plays Katyusha at Hockey Games

Feng Jielin transmigrates to Great Xia, where people are poor at talking, bringing with him incredible skills like the De Yun Society and the most extraordinary treasure trove of ethnic folk arts. He activates a high-energy commentary System.

Winter Olympics ice hockey.

Bear: No way. We're doomed.

What? Comrade, cue up "Katyusha"!

Rage, talent, courage buffs, all maxed out. Ura!

Bear: With the atmosphere this charged, it'd be wrong not to throw a punch.

Half an hour later.

Bear: Didn't score a single goal, but the fight was satisfying.

Referee: Who threw the first punch?

Everyone turns to Feng Jielin: Him!

Netizens: This guy's a real one. If there's a song, he'll play it!

A million people are begging him to show up and cheer for Great Xia against Korea in speed skating!

Feng Jielin: Sure, I'll go. I'm no proper commentator, so tremble, Koreans!

Gu Ailin, Wu Dajin, Su Yiming, leave the competition to you. I'll handle the trash talk.

From then on, with one man and one mouth, he takes on all five continents.

Who would dare stand against our Great Xia?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.