The Slacker System Somehow Slacks Its Way to the Pinnacle of Life

After his girlfriend runs off with the senior from next door, college student Zhang Yang climbs onto the rooftop of a 46-story building, ready to down a bottle of Erguotou and end his miserable life.

But as he falls from a height of a hundred meters, he suddenly awakens the Slacker System...

His ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend to show off. Zhang Yang: "Oh, sure, sure. I'll just sit here and watch you two act all smug. It's not like you can outdo me anyway."

The campus goddess chases after Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang: "I like myself pretty well too. Do what you want. If you manage to win me over, I'll be your boyfriend..."

Hunted by assassins, Zhang Yang says: "I can't be bothered to run. Go ahead and kill me, as long as you actually manage to do it."

When life doesn't go your way, keep a level head. A pleasant surprise might come when you least expect it.

Time to slack off!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.