Reborn as a Dog, He Drooled over Yoneda at the Beginning

An accident brought Zhuang Shuai back to life. Unexpectedly, it turned into a *. Fortunately, the goddess took care of me. At the beginning, you get the god*gnawing system. Just chew things to get points. Once you accumulate a certain number of points, you can draw a lottery. Congratulations to the host for receiving the novice reward: Iron Fang skill. Zhuang Shuai gnawed at the goddess' suitor's Porsche without hesitation. Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Flexibility Skill. Zhuang Shuai played a game of chicken on his computer at home. Player: Why the hell did I lose to Ichi*? Congratulations to the host for obtaining: language skills. Netizen: Damn it! Not only can this person speak, but he can also speak several languages. Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Divine Nose skill. Police Dog: *Brother, I will follow you from now on. … Zhuang Shuai: I never dreamed that my career would be so exciting. Netizens: My life is worse than a piece of shit! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.