I Have a Sword Fairy Girlfriend

What's it like to have a sword fairy girlfriend? Madam, didn't you say she was a sword fairy? How come you are so good at making these spicy skewers and hot pancakes? How come you can tell fortunes so accurately? Not only did they know that I went to the bar to drink tonight, but they also knew that I danced with two girls. I never dared to go to the bar again! This is a story about an author who jumped into the street and picked up a female sword fairy. She was just a female sword fairy, but she seemed a little unserious! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.