Detective Conan: My Chuunibyou Diary Comes True, and Sonoko Is a Loser in Love

Someone daydreamed about what interactions he might have with the heroines of Detective Conan when he grew up, and wrote them down in a hilariously edgy fantasy diary. Ten years later, the diary was exposed to certain people whose minds it had been in.

"Hahaha... I'm dying. What is this about three women who look exactly like Ran joining forces to form a united front?"

"This one's even funnier. Eri Kisaki gets jealous of Ran, so she congratulates her to her face, but secretly teams up with Yukiko and Tomoko to steal her man."

"Pfft... I can't... Heh... A cross-regional campaign, an invasion from Kansai, hahaha..."

"And this one, where a member of the Black Organization force-kisses himself, then takes a drug and turns into a kid. That's even better, hahaha..."

"Hahaha, heh... To avoid getting hacked to pieces in the finale, he uses magic to seal everyone's memories. That's the only way they can live happily and peacefully, hahaha!"

Sonoko Suzuki laughed herself silly, while the others reacted with varying degrees of helplessness and disdain.

But as more and more of their mortifying memories resurfaced, they realized it had all actually happened.

Sonoko: Ha! So I'm the one who lost!

Jie Chuan Dongzhi: Then let's all embarrass ourselves together!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.