Attending the International Climate Conference, I Angrily Criticized the Clowns

At the International Climate Change Conference. Lu Ping looked coldly at the ill-intentioned speeches of those clowns who wanted to restrict the development of the Dragon Kingdom for various reasons. Negotiator of the Beautiful Country: "Your carbon dioxide emissions are so high, and what a burden it has placed on the earth." Lu Ping: "You can't see your own per capita carbon emissions data, right?" Kangaroo Country Carbon Emissions Commissioner: "But it's true that there are so many of you. Multiply that by the average and it's a lot." Lu Ping: "Why, you are human beings, aren't we Longguo people human beings?" Gongjiangguo: "Please don't ignore the facts. We want to see you Longguo people contribute to the world's climate." Lu Ping: "Then please don't dump nuclear waste into the sea. I would like to thank you on behalf of the people of Blue Star, instead of just bowing down to solve any problem." Lu Ping: "What we promise is to achieve carbon neutrality in the next twenty years, but we also hope that everyone here can take on their own responsibilities and protect the environment that nurtures us. What do you say?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.