King of Spicy

Other people's abilities are so cool that they can fly. My superpower is a red and hot ass. Every day I think about how to get a specialist number in the anorectal department of a tertiary hospital. Other people's superpowers spend money like water on wine and meat every day. My superpower carries a urea bag and picks up bottles every day. "I, among many, am a man at the top of the pyramid of superpowers and a trendsetter of the times. The salary you offer me is not enough." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.