Crazy! System Options Are Actually the Way to Die

Travel through the fantasy world and stand at the crossroads of destiny. At this time you... Option 1: Go north and meet a world-famous woman. Completion Reward: Taiyin Pulse Condensation Technique, Heavenly Grade Ultimate You met the most beautiful woman in the world, and you died! Option 2: Go south and encounter a jade-like young master. Completion Reward: Golden Crow Body Tempering Technique Heavenly Grade High Grade You met Ruyu's young master by chance, and you died! Option 3: Go west and encounter a white tiger traveling east. Completion reward: Four-Elephant Divine Refining Technique, Heavenly Level Intermediate Grade You encountered a white tiger traveling east, and you died! Option four: Stay where you are and don't move. Completion reward: random points +1 Li Yi: "..." So, the so-called choice reward actually allows me to choose a more satisfactory way to die? Can this broken system still work? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.