Siheyuan: From the Start, Bang Geng Steps on a Landmine

Qin Ming transmigrates into the world of the Courtyard, and from the start, Bang Geng borrows Silly Zhu's fishing rod, steps on a landmine while fishing by the river, and gets blown to pieces.

In the days that follow, Qin Ming quietly builds himself up, becomes a hotpot-base chef at Donglaishun, and marries a beautiful college graduate.

But Silly Zhu, a bachelor, can't stand seeing Qin Ming live so well, and keeps trying to play homewrecker and break him and his wife apart.

In a fit of anger, Qin Ming buys a talisman that makes whatever it says come true. He wants to turn Silly Zhu into whatever he chooses.

Give Silly Zhu a pig's snout, and everyone will fear him, turning him into a terrifying figure of rumor.

Make Silly Zhu's head full of dandruff, give him a runny yellow nose all year round, and turn him into a four-hundred-jin fatty. Every woman who sees him will be disgusted.

Qin Ming: Don't mess with me. It won't end well.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.