Siheyuan: I'm the Courtyard Boss, and I'll Beat Up Anyone Who Crosses Me

I'm the head of a large siheyuan compound, managing ten courtyards, including the notorious Beast-Filled Siheyuan.

Yi Zhonghai is always calling meetings of the whole compound, leaving residents seething with resentment but afraid to speak up! Today, I'm Lin Fan, and I'm going to give Yi Zhonghai a severe dressing-down and strip the three elders of their titles! We'll hold a criticism meeting with a thousand people!

Let's put an end to this rotten atmosphere!

Silly Zhu stole a chicken from the canteen. That's a serious ideological failing! He deserves a stern reprimand too! We'll hold a criticism meeting with a thousand people!

Qin Huairu is sleeping around! That's an ideological failing! Criticize her!

Whoever acts like a jerk gets criticized! We'll keep at it until they cry, and won't stop until they mend their ways!

Yi Zhonghai: Waaaaah, stop criticizing me! I've lost my job and all my dignity!

Silly Zhu: Stop criticizing me! Now I can't even find a wife!

Qin Huairu: Waaaaah, I've already written tens of millions of words of self-criticism...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.