Kingdom of God: the Prince Who Founded the Kingdom Has Been in Coma for 500 Years

I was born as the prince of the Kingdom of God and was in a coma for five hundred years at the beginning. I'm sorry. Father doted on me and burped when I woke up. My mother loved me and went to jail after I woke up. What can I do? I'm desperate too. But as the prince of the Kingdom of God, blessed by the halo of pig's feet, how could I be easily convinced? Awakening in the fire, making a comeback from adversity in prison, training your younger brother in multiple positions online, pissing off your aunt to death, just fuck me... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.