Singing for China: a Song for Thousands of Territories, Singing and Crying for the Entire Internet

Han Dong traveled to a parallel world and participated in the audition for the best singer. His song "Wanjiang" inspired thousands of netizens. Tutor: "Why are you late for the audition?" Han Dong: "I accidentally saved a beautiful woman who fell into the water on the way!" Instructor: "Why did you bring the wrong song?" Han Dong: "I bumped into a beautiful woman at the door and picked up the wrong USB drive in a panic!" Instructor: "Please start your performance." Han Dong has been soaring all the way with the help of his "singer system", crushing the music gods and singing to China! Instructor: "Why did you bring the wrong song?" Chen Yuyao: "I bumped into a handsome guy at the door and picked up the wrong USB drive in a panic!" Instructor: "You can go out now!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.