Apocalyptic Record of a Retired Soldier: a Survival Manual for the Wasteland

What would it be like if someone with military experience encountered a doomsday zombie crisis? Wang Yu: "The zombies are coming, and I can't stand it anymore!" Tao Tao: "Quick! Get Lu Tedi out to attract hatred!" Lu Xiaoqiang: "I will bite first... Then kick to death first, believe it or not!" Wen Kai: "Don't be so naughty, you two will feel better soon after our brothers are all cold here!!!" Tao Tao: "Liang? Don't worry, it's impossible. Isn't it just a wave of zombies? Eat me Gatling da da da da!!!" Wen Kai, Wang Yu, Lu Xiaoqiang: "Old Tie, how did you find Gatlin in such a place where birds don't shit???" Tao Tao: "Ah Ji Cao~Don't Liu~" These are four funny ways to survive in the wasteland. . . This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.