Urban War God: I Really Don't Want to Be a Bodyguard

Ye Nan was inexplicably taken into an underground biochemical laboratory. He unexpectedly gained superpowers due to a biochemical gene mutation. Bite! "Successfully recognized the master by shedding blood" Gua! Gua! Gua! "Your frog treasure trip brought you the true Book of Mountains and Seas. You can lift the seal and release the mountain and sea beasts." "Your frog baby brought you a photo of an alien selfie..." "Aliens are going to invade? Kill them all!" Ye Nan looked up at the sky! Throw a cauldron of all things! Clang! Clang! Clang! "Master, please put the tripod body into the monster's head. Your choice is as follows." "Choice 1: Tame it!" "Option 2: Refining it!" "Master, I am a self-aware spiritual creature, please don't mess with the bathing tripod." … "What? Become the lifelong bodyguard of the school beauty? Want to commit suicide with a knife? You can't..." … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.