I Look Scary, but I'm Really a Doctor

Su Xingchen, a battlefield doctor with a face full of scars, visits a clinic to see the younger brother of a deceased comrade. There, a flat-topped man who works with an injured patient mistakes him for a medical troublemaker he'd hired.

The flat-topped man asks, "You really know your way around medicine, huh?"

Thinking the man is asking about his medical skills, Su Xingchen replies, "I've just done it so often that practice makes perfect."

The flat-topped man asks, "And what's the success rate?"

Thinking he's asking about his surgical success rate, Su Xingchen replies, "Not bad. Over ninety percent."

The flat-topped man asks, "I have one last question. If someone dies, how much compensation do you usually have to pay?"

Thinking he's asking about the compensation paid out when a soldier dies, Su Xingchen replies, "Around two million."

The flat-topped man says, "You're a real professional, big brother."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.