The Saintess's Traveling Frog Can't Stop Thinking About Me

Also known as: Travel Frog: The Empress's Frog Is My Sycophant*

In front of a little stall on South Street,

the little frog pulled the Supreme Sacred Art from its bundle and pointed at the sign advertising radish and beef offal.

The little frog pulled an elixir of immortality from its bundle and pointed at the sign advertising chive dumplings.

The little frog pulled a sacred weapon from another world out of its bundle and pointed at the sign advertising soup dumplings.

The little frog...

Got it!

Chen Lan nodded in satisfaction.

The Mystic Realm.

When the Holy Maiden emerged from seclusion, she froze on the spot.

The Sacred Art on the table in the secret chamber,

the elixir of immortality in the backyard,

the sacred weapons of the Daoist legacy in the armory...

Every last one had vanished without a trace...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.