Funny Short Videos: From the Start, Taking Stock of Lu Zhishen

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"My name is Lu Da."

"I'm a violent military officer."

"Many years later, I got a nickname: 'Flowery Monk.'"

"'Flowery' was to remember someone."

"Becoming a monk was to forget someone."

"You might think those two things contradict each other."

"But whose life isn't full of contradictions and confusion?"

"My name is Lin Chong."

"I'm an instructor of the 800,000 Imperial Guards."

"People say Lin Chong is formidable on horseback, while Wu Song is formidable on foot."

"If Lin Chong rode Wu Song, they could take on Sun Wukong."

"After staying in the Temple of the Mountain God for three hours and one incense stick's worth of time..."

"I finally understood."

"A door can keep the wind and snow outside..."

"But it can't keep the cold out of my heart."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.