Eternal Calamity: After You Have Used All the Tricks, You Will Become Invincible.

After only three months of public beta, Lin Dong became a popular anchor. The Battle of Heaven and Man mode has arrived, the first Koi Cup is about to start, and great gods from all walks of life have appeared one after another. Lin Dong is bound to the Sao operating system. As long as he performs Sao operations, he can get random attribute bonuses! Tuanzi: "Hey, Lingdong, how do you check Tianhai's blood level?" Lin Dong: "Press the v key." "King Kong subdues demons!" Tuanzi: "????" Operation +100%! Sister Zhou: "I'm a three-year-old mother, and I've ejaculated on everyone? This tumor is in the advanced stage, right?" Awareness +200% Gu Ming: "This hot guy vibrated my golden sword, picked it up and ran away without saying a word. Xdm I lost my mind and stopped broadcasting." Prediction +300%! In the Koi Cup final, tens of millions of viewers saw Lin Dong swirling a bottle of Erguotou. Everyone knew that the championship was guaranteed! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.