Weibo Made an Error, I Was Certified as a Retired Soldier

Li Yun was surfing the Internet and saw a Weibo post arguing about whether tofu nao should be sweet or salty. Some people scolded them very harshly and said they were of extremely poor quality, as if those who eat sweet tofu are not worthy of being human beings. Li Yun** replied: "What are you talking about? You have the guts to challenge me offline!" Results. The man immediately replied: "Damn it! I'm sorry, Brother Bing, I'm a keyboard warrior. I'm not good at it, so I just got high. How dare I challenge you in a one-on-one fight!" Huh? What's going on? Li Yun was a little confused. This guy was spraying so hard just now, with full attack power, and his hands didn't shake even after every spray. Why are you so timid now? Until he received replies one after another: "Damn it, retired soldier king! It's so scary! Brother soldier, take me with you!" "The soldiers are back, the keyboard warriors are retreating!" "You are actually the King of Soldiers. I would like to ask, can you kill a tiger with your bare hands?" … At this time, Li Yun discovered that there was an additional real-name certification on his Weibo: Retired Soldier King! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.