Siheyuan: Even If You Don't Mess with Me, I'll Still Ruin You. I'm the King of Schemes

Han Leng transmigrates into the world of Full Courtyard, where he becomes a cleaner looked down on by everyone in the courtyard. When the Trap God System activates, his motto is: Don't mess with me, and I'll mess with you anyway. What can I say? I'm the legendary Trap God. There's not a decent person in this whole courtyard!

I get all the credit for good deeds, and none of the blame for bad ones!

Bang Geng steals a chicken. The beggar's chicken he'd roasted gets eaten by me.

Bang Geng steals the factory's soy sauce. There's laxative in it, and I put it there.

Silly Zhu simmers chicken soup in the kitchen and tells Xu Damao not to eat it because it's been laced with laxatives. I really do put them in, and Director Li sends him straight to the workshop.

Silly Zhu sneaks half a chicken out of the kitchen. Xu Damao thinks it's actually his own chicken, and after eating it, he and Lou Xiao'e spend all day with upset stomachs. That was my doing, too.

In the middle of the night, Yi Zhonghai brings Qin Huairu ten jin of white flour to help her out. Something goes wrong, and Qin Huairu's whole family ends up in the hospital.

Xu Damao's underwear goes missing. Silly Zhu admits he stole it, but it turns up in Yu Li's suitcase. I put it there.

Silly Zhu wants to marry two wives, with Qin Huairu running the household and Lou Xiao'e earning the money. I tell him, keep dreaming. You're destined to have no heirs, and He Xiao should change his surname.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.