Give Me 99 Yuan, and I'll Photoshop You a Real Girlfriend

After failing at business, marriage, and work, Gaoshan reached a dead end and returned to his hometown to live off his parents.

While living off them, he took online commissions and kept doing design work. But business was terrible. He didn't get a single commission all month. His parents scolded him nearly every day, his friends and relatives looked down on him, and he wanted to end it all.

As he prepared to jump off a building, a lump of bird droppings hit him. By chance, he saved an alien bird, which gave him a System that could Photoshop a real girlfriend into existence. His life began to change. First, he used it to Photoshop himself a real girlfriend, showing her off to his friends and relatives before starting a business.

He went to the main street in the county seat to look for his first customer.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No!"

"It won't cost 100 yuan. Give me 99, and I can Photoshop you a real girlfriend!"

"Crazy!"

"What a lunatic!"

"Have you gone mad thinking about money?"

An old man of sixty stood by the roadside, holding a palm-leaf fan and picking at his toes. "Heh heh heh, young man, I'll give you 99 yuan. Photoshop me a real girlfriend!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.