Great Tang: Force Me to Take the Throne Again and I'll Kill My Father

Li You, a struggling writer, transmigrates into the Tang Dynasty as Li Shimin's fifth son, Li You, Prince of Qi.

He activates a two-choice sign-in System.

Task:

Choice One: Assassinate Li Shimin.

Choice Two: Scheme to get an upright court official killed.

Reward: The ability to recite Tang poems and Song lyrics backward and forward.

Task:

Choice One: Assassinate Li Shimin.

Choice Two: Take Wu Meiniang into his household.

Reward: Blueprints for Zheng He's treasure ships.

Bananas, seriously, why does Choice One always ask me to kill my father?

Final Task:

Choice One: Assassinate Li Shimin.

Choice Two: Refuse to inherit the throne.

Task failed: Death!

Li Shimin: You'er, you conquered Gaochang in the west and Goguryeo in the east. You crossed the sea to take the lands of the Wa and sailed off to expand into the Americas and Australia.

Why don't I abdicate the throne to you, so you can build an everlasting legacy for our Li Tang dynasty?

Li You: Father, please stop forcing me to take the throne. Keep pushing me, and I'll kill my father right now, do you believe me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.