Ye Xiaoyao kicked open Widow Li's rickety wooden door and shouted, "Don't be afraid, miss! Your humble Daoist is here!" But the moment the door swung open, Ye Xiaoyao nearly got a nosebleed. Not because the door rebounded and hit him, of course, but because Widow Li was wearing nothing but a nightgown. His blood rushed to his head, nearly giving him a nosebleed, and everyone in his livestream saw it. The comments instantly went wild.
Clan Leader Tianxu: "Well, look at that! The lad's got the same swagger I had in my youth!"
Xiaohua the Fishmonger: "Pah, shameless! Why are you all staring?"
I'm Blind: "Tsk, tsk, what a big, bright moon!"
Pika Pika Pikachu: "I thought you said you were blind!"
Zhang Xueyou from the Northeast: "Kicking in a widow's door at night, that's what men like us do!"
Daoist Chen of Longhu Mountain: "Fellow Daoist, please wait!"
I Pick My Nose and Eat It: "I think you guys are so chuunibyou!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
