Expose the Dirty Stuff, I Have All the Melons

Sun Mao traveled through time and accidentally obtained the exposure system. From an unknown little reporter, he became a melon field owner with all the big melons in one fell swoop! "What? The male singer with a deep love affair cheated on her?! Breaking the news! The whole village will be shocked!" "A certain well-respected old actor is molesting a young actress behind his back?! Breaking the news!! The whole village continues to eat!" "The innocent actress is actually the mother of three children?! Breaking the news!!! The whole village is eating melon with open belly!" Sun Mao broke the news that he must be a big melon! … All the stars were trembling: "Please, give us a way to survive! You are hammering people to death!" Sun Mao said arrogantly like he was holding a camera: "Too late!" "What have you been doing!" "Let you know what the Great Demon King of the Melon Field is!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.