Hello Cao Cao, We Are Gamers

"Hello, Wife Cao! We are gamers!" "Hello Sun Shiwan! We are gamers!" … "Brothers! Let's kill Dong Zhuo's grandson! Let's grab resources!" "Brothers, Lu Bu's health bar is up! Charge! Grab the red rabbit!" "Brothers! If barbarians invade the border, kill them!" … "Damn it! Mr. Guan Er is so awesome! He is so powerful in China!" "Mr. Xuande! Let's play music and then dance!" … They ride white horses and play drifting. They can move very fast even if their anus is shot. They treat their companions as mounts. In order to complete the task, they can abandon all moral integrity. They are... Gamers! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.