Food: to Eat a Bowl of Noodles, I Quit Smoking and Drinking

Yu Jiangwen opened an unknown restaurant in front of the university. University restaurants are all about good quality and low price, but he did the opposite. The cheapest clear soup noodles here, 98! However, there was a long queue in front of the door! ... A student: After three days of eating steamed buns with chili sauce, I can finally have a bowl of noodles! A certain brother: You can smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol, but you absolutely cannot enter that store! Brother: Why? Brother: Ever since I went in once, in order to save money to eat noodles, I quit smoking and drinking, and I stopped going to Internet cafes! A second-generation rich man: Boss, why don't you raise the price a little bit? This way I will have less competition pressure and won't have to wait in such a long queue! Everyone's murderous eyes: Get out! Canteens and supermarkets: Business is not doing well! ... Sports University Admissions Brochure: There are chefs at our doorstep who refuse Michelin certification! Admissions Brochure 2: Does your child have the habit of wasting money? Come to our school. After you come, the only thought left is to save money to eat a bowl of noodles! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.