My Wife Is Actually the Main Villain Boss

My name is Shen Long. I'm 24 years old, and I'm a hero. You're probably thinking that a hero's daily routine is to fight monsters, level up, and defeat the Demon King.

Nope. Here's what really happens:

"Darling, look! I picked up this amazing sword from a pile of **. It has 999 attack power!"

What a wonderful wife.

"System, shouldn't you give me some experience points?"

"Ding! Since this is the Host's 1,000th attempt to get something for nothing from the System, all of the Host's equipment has been confiscated." What kind of rotten System is this?

"Darling, where did the amazing sword I gave you go? Did you give it to another woman?" The protagonist dies.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.