I Was Watching a Bank Robbery When My Toy Gun Fell Out

Xu Mingyang happened upon a bank robbery. Out of professional curiosity, he went over to watch and began analyzing the case with the female police officer at the scene:

Female police officer: "You're really good at analyzing things. What do you do for a living?"

Xu Mingyang grinned. "Actually, I'm a..."

Smack!

The realistic-looking gun he had hidden on him suddenly fell to the ground!

Seeing dozens of guns aimed at him, Xu Mingyang swallowed nervously and said, "I can explain. Actually, I'm just..."

Before he could finish, someone behind him roared, "Damn it! Our job is to stall the police! How the hell did you blow our cover so early!?"

Xu Mingyang: "…Huh!?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.